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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
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Galactic: you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
Galactic: I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
Galactic: the Trix rabbit, for example
Galactic: I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
Galactic: I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
Galactic: fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
Galactic: "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Galactic: Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
Galactic: FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
Galactic: I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
Galactic: and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
Galactic: and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
Galactic: I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
Galactic: "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
Galactic: NO.
Galactic: I'd be thinking
Galactic: "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
Galactic: another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
Galactic: last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
Galactic: they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Flaming_Duck: not me
Flaming Duck: I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
Flaming_Duck: I mean, I eat when I get up
Flaming_Duck: but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
FLaming_Suck: bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
Flaming_Duck: don't give me that shit.
Galactic: Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Galactic: Lucky Charms.
Galactic: FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Galactic: Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
Galactic: C'mon now, Lucky.
Galactic: I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
Galactic: or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
Galactic: "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
Galactic: ....
Galactic: KILL THEM, BITCH!
Galactic: I dunno why I went off on this rant here
Galactic: it's just always bothered me."